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my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was working at a day care center!! A 5 year old boy cummd up to me telling me he wantd to eat face!! Confusd, I askd himhy!! He said, "Because yur face looks lyk pizza." real FML

#2406815
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On 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm - health - by PiZzA_FaCe (man) - United States (Illinois)

I was preparing a dinner 4 some busines associates, in opes of closing te deal on a promotion. I emaild tem wit te menu, in case tere were any allergies. Hours later, I ceckd te email again to fine tat instead of serving te Roast Duck I would be serving te Roast Fuck. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday I was talking to a guy I met online and have known 4 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield MO. FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 9:45am - love - by oxbbabexo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

#121869
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I Hookd Up With This Man For The First Time. He Takes His Shirt Off And Has A Chestful Of Black Hair. He Had His Name Shavd Into It. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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