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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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