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pbonham

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6346
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pbonham : My dog likes to sun bake and I like to play basketball

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Today , my neigbor called me on vacation to tell me tat se let my moter into my ouse to feed my fis. I don't ave fis , and my moter passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2274)

On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef an roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

#19972809
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18391) - you deserved it (3934)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

2day I was using a penis pump fir the first time . It was awesome until it sucked mah left testicle into the tube . I'll be singing soprano fir ahile now . FML

#19949637
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12180) - you deserved it (40105)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

today looool I managd to bruise mah nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (4554)

On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25622) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was on a date with a great guy, an we were really hitting it off !! While we were walking in the park, a womanho smelld like the devil's toenails an lookd as if she hadn't bathd in a year passd us !! Ihisperd to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother !! FML

#19931628
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13636) - you deserved it (32664)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:37am - love - by r4inb0wbrit3 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password looool and now I have no idea wat it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (4260)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently I am only missing the birth but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56814) - you deserved it (2556)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-fed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42330) - you deserved it (4327)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)



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