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pbonham
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1105
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pbonham : My dog likes to sun bake

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26617) - you deserved it (6228)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19963) - you deserved it (2118)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

#19535825
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (3269)

On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5443) - you deserved it (16844)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

#19532255
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17069) - you deserved it (1732)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (2172)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10323) - you deserved it (34328)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13694) - you deserved it (2564)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5775) - you deserved it (45572)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16910) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16910) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31752) - you deserved it (4284)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28484) - you deserved it (2406)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15156) - you deserved it (14380)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24454) - you deserved it (1904)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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