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pbonham

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7625
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pbonham : My dog likes to sun bake and I like to play basketball

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pbonham's favorite FMLs

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

#20070406
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21456) - you deserved it (3292)

On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML

#20069784
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6822) - you deserved it (19951)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:19am - work - by jcedarholm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

#20069351
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25405) - you deserved it (6151)

On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

#20069063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (4023)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

#20068805
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25460) - you deserved it (3517)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

#20068584
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (5121)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8722) - you deserved it (30411)

On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML

#20066014
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9913) - you deserved it (22861)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (6322)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

#20061073
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (2373)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm - kids - by Chouse - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

#20060059
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7677) - you deserved it (23871)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

#20058304
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8135) - you deserved it (26609)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Gigi (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

#20057702
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6898) - you deserved it (21689)

On 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm - misc - by CantPublish - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

#20055365
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21128) - you deserved it (1522)

On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

#20054806
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (2156)

On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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