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pbonham
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2708
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (1698)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22913) - you deserved it (2368)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18028) - you deserved it (1899)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15814) - you deserved it (1600)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

#20070406
99 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML

#20069784
54 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:19am - work - by jcedarholm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

#20069351
90 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

#20069063
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (3587)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

#20068805
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20830) - you deserved it (3000)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

#20068584
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25275) - you deserved it (4400)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
103 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML

#20066014
58 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23467) - you deserved it (5823)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

#20061073
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13629) - you deserved it (1438)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm - kids - by Chouse - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

#20060059
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4949) - you deserved it (14788)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States



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