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paulbrec
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About paulbrec : Camera operator at a TV station (sports), boxing and fitness instructor.

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Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25257) - you deserved it (6884)

On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16533) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52698) - you deserved it (11771)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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