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pattycakeys12

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3947
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today... I finally went to the doctor's about my severe anxiety. I am so used to putting on a happy performance around people that she didn't believe anything was wrong with me. big fat FML

#21376536
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79) - you deserved it (3210)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:35pm - health - by scared - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

#21369215
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30834) - you deserved it (4501)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, ma roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in te batroom. I ran in to see wat was going on, only to fine er sitting on te toilet, topless. Turned out se'd tried to pierce er own tit using a clotespin an a needle. FML

#21356659
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33635) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I ad sex for te first time !! I'm extremely uncomfortable wit eye contact, but e kept staring into ma eyes te entire time !! I ad to sing te F.U.N !! song from Spongebob in ma ead to stop myself aving an anxiety attack !! FML

#21356336
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (5061)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MY "BEST FRIEND" STOLE ALMOST $1,000 WORTH OF ELECTRONICS AND VIDEO GAMES FROM MY ROOMMATES AND ME, JUST SO HE COULD PAWN THEM OFF AND BUY HIMSELF A NEW CAR STEREO. FML

#21355305
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (2633)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah husband recited to me the name an model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did an roughly where to fine them. Last month, he forgot mah brthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (3258)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET FRD, I SENT A SEXUAL LOVE LETTER TO MAH BOSS. WE'RE GOING ON OUR FRST DATE TOMORROW. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (36088)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today I woke up with mah penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes I'm as baffled as u are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (4815)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I took a nice relaxing dump at school , in pants , in the middle of class. mega FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today.. . My Profassor Cancalld Class So I Turnd Off My Alarm . Whan I Woka Up.. . I Chackd My Amail Again . Thara Was No Amail From My Profassor . It Was A Draam . FML

#21350106
70 comments

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On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today I Was Making Out With A Grl I've Liked Fir A Long Time. At One Point She Stopped Kissing Me An Said "You Kiss Like My Brother". I Sat There Dumbstruck As She Went Back To Kissing Me. FML

#21349028
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML

#21346279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (13025)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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