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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4967
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back

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Visits<b>ThatOneAstro</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:41pm<b>lchollett</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:40pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:56pm<b>PinkApplePie</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 12:20am<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:53pm<b>amybrookehardin</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:49am<b>menabella</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:25am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:22am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:34pm<b>thalassa11</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:54am<b>flux_panic</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 12:20am<b>weeyin12</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:23pm<b>hoosierholla</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:40pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:31pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 2:14pm<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:51pm

Fucked!<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 4:40am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:56am<b>thalassa11</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:43am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:54am<b>hoosierholla</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 9:07am<b>menabella</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:04am<b>weeyin12</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:51am

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pattycakeys12's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

#21463691
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8528) - you deserved it (18000)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (3969)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27555) - you deserved it (2118)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23079) - you deserved it (3215)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML

#21461761
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (1878)

On 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23956) - you deserved it (2066)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

#21460573
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22929) - you deserved it (2420)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

#21460430
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19134) - you deserved it (7837)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

#21460101
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25106) - you deserved it (2308)

On 08/24/2015 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15783) - you deserved it (21482)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
162 comments

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (6985)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered "Fucking tryhard." FML

#21459168
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (3020)

On 08/22/2015 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

#21458278
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22677) - you deserved it (1730)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:25pm - kids - by ambiiii - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML

#21457397
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36370) - you deserved it (1557)

On 08/18/2015 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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