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pattycakeys12

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pattycakeys12

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5824
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back

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pattycakeys12's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

#21503111
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19387) - you deserved it (5476)

On 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm - misc - by sudoku_fiend - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML

#21496144
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (4154)

On 11/24/2015 at 1:34am - intimacy - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

#21483523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (2352)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

#21482519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (3448)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

#21481830
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (5432)

On 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by PoorGal (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

#21479940
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24203) - you deserved it (3224)

On 10/14/2015 at 9:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#21477906
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (2137)

On 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

#21475308
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (4982)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:22am - misc - by soulaar - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

#21475230
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9871) - you deserved it (27866)

On 10/02/2015 at 1:49am - health - by balls (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

#21473781
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28865) - you deserved it (1922)

On 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Guy (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

#21471529
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (1770)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

#21471391
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25049) - you deserved it (1715)

On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML

#21469827
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16131) - you deserved it (30841)

On 09/18/2015 at 8:22am - animals - by introublenow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

#21467953
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (2687)

On 09/13/2015 at 11:34am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg



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