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Today, I fartedhile I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner . They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there looool was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars . FML

#21312925
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On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, bieng useles at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend wat he wants fir Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye an said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Work Department Set A New Sales Record, Someting Not Done In Nearly 30 Years. It's Corporate Policy To Give A Bonus To Eac Worker Responsible As A Reward. Our Manager Decided Our ( Bonuses ) Would Be Plastic Medals From Dollar Tree. He Didn't Even Buy Enoug 4 Everybody.

#21311945
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On 12/05/2014 at 10:44am - work - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

#21311570
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On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
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On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. fat FML

#21310077
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On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

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On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2day I was locked out of mah house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask mah girlfriend to let me in , I saw her on the sofa , digging a huge booger out of her nose an eating it. real FML

#21307507
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On 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

#21306286
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On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, in thanks fir mah assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeonho could "really help with that face." FML

#21304340
33 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 5:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I ACCIDENTALLY CALLD MY BOSS 'MOM' . NOW SHE IS JOKINGLY TELLING EVERYONE THAT I'M THE LONG-LOST DAUGHTER SHE GAVE UP FOR ADOPTION, BECAUSE SHE KNEW I'D BE A FAILURE . FML

#21304319
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On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, MAH SON TRAINED HIS LITTLE SISTER TO WALK UP TO STRANGERS AND WHIMPER: "MY MOMMY PUNCHES ME." FML

#21303913
47 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm - kids - by uterurist (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML

#21303774
122 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, te grl I'd been dating online for 6 monts told me se was a guy!! I said it was alrigt, and tat I was still in love!! Ten se confessd se really was a grl, and was just trying to make me dump er so se wouldn't be te "bad guy"!! FML

#21303306
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On 11/21/2014 at 1:18pm - love - by Recluse (man) -

2day mah boss flipped me off in traffic on mah way to work. FML

#21303116
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On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)



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