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by emily074 / 08/22/2015 at 11:13pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by fuck no / 08/22/2015 at 6:18am / India (Kerala) / Intimacy
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
by fuck / 08/21/2015 at 2:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ambiiii / 08/19/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:22am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
by TheIVkindaruinsthemood / 08/05/2015 at 2:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/03/2015 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML
by sendhelp / 08/03/2015 at 1:31am / United States (Utah) / Health
by Wow / 08/01/2015 at 3:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…