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Today, I fartedhile I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner . They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there looool was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars . FML
Today, Work Department Set A New Sales Record, Someting Not Done In Nearly 30 Years. It's Corporate Policy To Give A Bonus To Eac Worker Responsible As A Reward. Our Manager Decided Our ( Bonuses ) Would Be Plastic Medals From Dollar Tree. He Didn't Even Buy Enoug 4 Everybody.
Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML
Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML
Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML
Today, te grl I'd been dating online for 6 monts told me se was a guy!! I said it was alrigt, and tat I was still in love!! Ten se confessd se really was a grl, and was just trying to make me dump er so se wouldn't be te "bad guy"!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015