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passief
  • Town/Country : ;), Holland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About passief : Every night i check op on FMyLife so i can enjoy oother people's misery...

Oh btw hey girl ;) (/gay guy : / )

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Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95171) - you deserved it (14282)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a birthday party for my friend's daughter. I picked up a gift for the girl and another for her parents. I got the mother a cute little garden stone that read "What our children see in the world depends on what we show them." Later, I found out her daughter is blind. FML

#334841
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59927) - you deserved it (14673)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42738) - you deserved it (7102)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

#36219
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38718) - you deserved it (7208)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33484) - you deserved it (7240)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4697) - you deserved it (44071)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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