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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2437
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Today , aftar a busy aftarnoon taking cara of tha kids , I was faaling raally down about only baing a mom thasa days , and I was hoping my husband would maka ma faal battar whan ha got off work. In tha middla of cuddling , ha callad ma "mom." maga FML

#19991026
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20281) - you deserved it (3480)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23054) - you deserved it (5071)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

TODAY, I REALIZED THATHENEVER I USE EMOTICONS, I TEND TO MAKE THE SAME FACE IN REAL LIFE. MY COWORKERS GLEEFULLY SHOWED ME VARIOUS PICTURES WITH MAH TONGUE OUT, FACE SCRUNCHED UP, AND SO ON,HILE STARING AT MAH PHONE. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THEIR WAY AROUND THE OFFICE. FML

#19967913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (18635)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

TODAY, I LEFT SUNROOF ON TRUCK OPEN 4 5 MINUTES WHILE I RAN INTO THE BANK. WHEN I CAME OUT A SEAGULL HAD GOTTEN INTO TRUCK. I MANAGED TO OPEN THE DOORS AND GET IT OUT BUT NOT BEFORE IT TORE UP A SEAT AND POOPED EVERYWHERE INSIDE TRUCK. FML

#19914260
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (6693)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:44am - misc - by seagull hater - United States (California)

my dad got drunk an played a practical joke looool on me; a practical joke that resulted in mah knee bieng broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while mah dad hunts 4 ( hot nurses ). FML

#19881083
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (1660)

On 07/02/2012 at 1:44pm - health - by justhelpful (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today I got a bikini wax . Tey said it wouldn't urt too badly and tat it would just sting . My friend eard me screaming from all te way down te all in te waiting room . fat FML

#19739055
203 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH CAT WOKE ME UP, BUT BY KNEADING ON ME THOUGH . INSTEAD, SHE WOKE ME UP BY POUNCING ON THE LASER POINTER MAH DAD WAS SHINING ON MAH FACE . FML

#19673871
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19995) - you deserved it (2171)

On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (4052)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (29904)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY I WAS VISITING MY 8-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW. HE TOLD ME HE LEARNED ABOUT FRE SAFETY SO I ASKED HIM WHAT HE'D DO IF THERE WERE A FRE RIGHT NOW. HE PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WAY AND I FELL THEN HE RAN OVER ME AND OUT THE FRONT DOOR LEAVING ME ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN. FML

#19555079
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19006) - you deserved it (3729)

On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

I looool had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

#19551468
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21457) - you deserved it (2127)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezd the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realisd that I'm probably too immature to be washing own clothes. FML

#19521311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10446) - you deserved it (25625)

On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56168) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France



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