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About parism143 : My name is Paris :) I'm born in Iran, but I've lived in Montreal for the past 12 years. I'm trilingual, I speak Farsi, English (obviously) and French, learned in that order, so don't bitch at me if I make a grammatical error, English isn't my first language and French is the language I use the most on a daily basis ;p I play the drums, I used to play piano and trombone, but that didn't work out mainly because my hands were too small. I like music ranging from k-pop to metal to jazz. My favorite band of all time is Beirut. I'm agnostic. I like to burn holes through my old shirts with cigarettes. I consider myself as 3/4 bisexual, because I like girls and boys but I do prefer boys, yet who can resist the magestical female? ;) I also do karate, so I could pretty much kick your ass ;p Welp, that's pretty much it, but feel free to shoot me a message!
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Thursday 28 November 2013