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  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pariah13 : I hate long walks on the beach. Too much sand.
I hate bad grammar. I guess you could call me a grammar Nazi.
I hate the sunset. Sunrise on the otherhand...

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Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20771) - you deserved it (47632)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

#15946238
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31758) - you deserved it (3399)

On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37395) - you deserved it (3485)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

#12316172
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25433) - you deserved it (2188)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Amandajean32 - United States

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43079) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

#8687085
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25001) - you deserved it (2696)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
927 comments

I agree, your life sucks (350940) - you deserved it (38712)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54026) - you deserved it (313015)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (233134) - you deserved it (31024)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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