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About parapeople : Everyone is fat, everyone is fat, everyone is fat except for meeeeee.

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parapeople's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21963) - you deserved it (12264)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (2498)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

#19684129
91 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (7449)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

#13063394
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (3702)

On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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