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Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at soccer camp and was hit in the face with a ball. I walked to the nurse and asked for a napkin or tissues to help stop the bleeding. The only thing she could come up with? A tampon. I spent 20 minutes with a tampon shoved up my nostril in front of my laughing teammates. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)
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