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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3495
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>Swarlis</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 11:42am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 11:52pm<b>Farklez</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 11:17am<b>eski2015</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 10:23pm<b>Roxy4102</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:37pm<b>DataRomance</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:09pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:50pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 7:41am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 12:41am<b>Beedrus</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 9:01am<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Perplexed_Aris</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 12:03pm<b>Flippier999</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 6:06pm<b>Supaviper</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:56am<b>notzax</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 8:41am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:52am<b>pikachu_43</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:47pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 5:52am<b>eski2015</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 4:23am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:41am<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:09pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:06am<b>notzax</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 2:41pm

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paprikacha's favorite FMLs

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

by anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 12:03am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

by toolegittoquit / 01/18/2010 at 3:28am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

by gettingacat / 12/17/2009 at 9:32am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

by AnRom / 12/17/2009 at 4:58am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

by Lemonhead / 11/30/2009 at 12:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

by shield1123 / 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

by Anonymous / 09/22/2009 at 12:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 5:23pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

by mommy_issues / 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health

Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML

by zboy_123 / 08/23/2009 at 2:33pm / India (Haryana) / Miscellaneous