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paprikacha
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 January 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2313
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25275) - you deserved it (1957)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

#8153164
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (16694)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42751) - you deserved it (6374)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22503) - you deserved it (4827)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
181 comments

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

#6791199
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17048) - you deserved it (3841)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6759) - you deserved it (33435)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

#6525806
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (2050)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at soccer camp and was hit in the face with a ball. I walked to the nurse and asked for a napkin or tissues to help stop the bleeding. The only thing she could come up with? A tampon. I spent 20 minutes with a tampon shoved up my nostril in front of my laughing teammates. FML

#5804485
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19635) - you deserved it (2460)

On 10/12/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

#5537780
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28669) - you deserved it (1535)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

#5530332
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49969) - you deserved it (1462)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
180 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

#4905255
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40003) - you deserved it (3135)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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