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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1628
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16503) - you deserved it (31943)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28627) - you deserved it (37603)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

#17467108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34516) - you deserved it (5759)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

#17463558
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24794) - you deserved it (4240)

On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46546) - you deserved it (4853)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11676) - you deserved it (51129)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34926) - you deserved it (7376)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33916) - you deserved it (4008)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56880) - you deserved it (5700)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

#17416952
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42956) - you deserved it (7901)

On 08/09/2011 at 9:48am - work - by Lauren - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (3908)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22511) - you deserved it (3530)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53153) - you deserved it (3267)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

#17343127
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (2444)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31304) - you deserved it (2454)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States



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