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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me he looool wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed an got crumbs in it!! FML

#17543334
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17077) - you deserved it (32828)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I finally lost virginity. In boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (39055)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I spant $500 buying my lost cat back from a jark who thought it was his . I gat homa and my mom talls ma that sha'd sold it to tha sama guy 4 $10 bacausa sha thought tha cat was ruining my lova lifa . FML

#17467108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36686) - you deserved it (5977)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

today my 14-yaar-old son was tarrifid of going into tha watar naar our housa , cuz ha was scard of having his lag bittan off by a shark. Wa liva by a laka. I trid axplaininghy it couldn't happan , but ha just coward bahind a baach towal. maga FML

#17463558
112 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

TODAY , NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGD , MAH FRIEND WHO'D LOCKD HIMSELF AWAY WITH MAH IPHONE WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PICS OF HIS PENIS AND FORWARDING THEM TO MAH BOSS. FML

#17438897
298 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today , since I'm too asamed to go buy a proper sex toy , I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead!! FML

#17436824
401 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36846) - you deserved it (7616)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Yesterday, mah wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
163 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today ma grlfriend of 4 years broke up wit me. Se took everyting including te kidney I gave er a year ago. FML

#17417239
421 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today.. . my husband declind a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing' . I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses fir a living.. . then come home to this lazy dick . FML

#17416952
217 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 9:48am - work - by Lauren - Australia (South Australia)

Today, looool mah boyfriend told me about this guyho makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28340) - you deserved it (3926)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (3544)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom decidd to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk !! On a plane !! I'm 23 !! fat FML

#17343127
116 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out tat te crazy old man tat sleep walks naked around my neigborood every nigt is my grandpa. And e's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32336) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States



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