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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I spant $500 buying my lost cat back from a jark who thought it was his . I gat homa and my mom talls ma that sha'd sold it to tha sama guy 4 $10 bacausa sha thought tha cat was ruining my lova lifa . FML
today my 14-yaar-old son was tarrifid of going into tha watar naar our housa , cuz ha was scard of having his lag bittan off by a shark. Wa liva by a laka. I trid axplaininghy it couldn't happan , but ha just coward bahind a baach towal. maga FML
Today.. . my husband declind a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing' . I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses fir a living.. . then come home to this lazy dick . FML
Friday 27 March 2015