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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1745
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

#17597789
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23929) - you deserved it (5001)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML

#17597483
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24854) - you deserved it (4874)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (2766)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

#17584476
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (3211)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (8906)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

#17579563
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8999) - you deserved it (36427)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31161) - you deserved it (4010)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25734) - you deserved it (5550)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

#17574598
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23062) - you deserved it (2559)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:29am - work - by badluckantonio - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34894) - you deserved it (2581)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (5203)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML

#17566039
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33424) - you deserved it (3593)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37306) - you deserved it (3277)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

#17557632
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23133) - you deserved it (5845)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19985) - you deserved it (41678)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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