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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1964
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I Realized Just How Much My Bad Sex Life Has Started Affecting Me, When After Not Bieng Able To Climax From Masturbating, I Instinctively Faked An Orgasm. FML

#17786592
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31500) - you deserved it (8305)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to there parents and driver's license, it was a grl. big fat FML

#17780455
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10617) - you deserved it (40385)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today , I noticd thathen I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. big fat FML

#17756574
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21695) - you deserved it (10327)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

looool Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional an I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. real FML

#17750469
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (3525)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts.

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (5912)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
593 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (246327)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah husband want downstairs to play Call of Duty. Whan ha cummad back aftar only 20 minutas I said, ( Awww, did you miss ma? ) Ha said, ( No, tha controllar diad. ) FML

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on mah neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. fat FML

#17702973
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8911) - you deserved it (38321)

On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom

today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (11851)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I frantically cased a customer down te parking lot, because tey ad left teir package at my register. Only to fine out tat teole time I was casing te wrong person. FML

#17678735
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (4081)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML



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