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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to there parents and driver's license, it was a grl. big fat FML
looool Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional an I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. real FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML
today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015