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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23996) - you deserved it (5166)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16707) - you deserved it (27417)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34372) - you deserved it (4810)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

#17818947
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32781) - you deserved it (2749)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42882) - you deserved it (4367)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

#17815777
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25550) - you deserved it (4985)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (11352)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34895) - you deserved it (4852)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8839) - you deserved it (47841)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

#17801637
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11596) - you deserved it (39506)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32331) - you deserved it (4005)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45653) - you deserved it (8187)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40616) - you deserved it (4900)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41977) - you deserved it (2493)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)



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