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by anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 8:45am / United States / Intimacy
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by floggingnasty / 02/13/2011 at 6:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by cs / 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by notsolucky / 02/12/2011 at 10:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
by Yudansha / 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by J / 02/11/2009 at 2:14am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…