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Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 4:44am - love - by haphazard2007 - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
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Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)
Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy - United States
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)
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