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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

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84 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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355 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
156 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
195 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

#7050421
118 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

#6217661
111 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 8:08pm - kids - by Dan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)



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