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  • Town/Country : Longview, Texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6332) - you deserved it (23647)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7533) - you deserved it (12574)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39699) - you deserved it (5103)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore



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