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palmtreegirl_123
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 60
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About palmtreegirl_123 : Hey I'm Sophie. I LOVE chillin out with my friends, 16, taken :)

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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16582) - you deserved it (1259)

On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19013) - you deserved it (37896)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia



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