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Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
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Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States
Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by RBHSWedgieGirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 8:47am - misc - by hatesmellyfeet (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 1:10am - love - by Foam (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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