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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1978 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 916
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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pachy78's favorite FMLs

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML

#7161504
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13963) - you deserved it (30016)

On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36489) - you deserved it (2719)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

#7122357
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9393) - you deserved it (60206)

On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML

#7118046
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33218) - you deserved it (2328)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

#7107063
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24788) - you deserved it (6229)

On 01/02/2010 at 4:22pm - animals - by Darling_Cherry - United States (California)

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

#7075240
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10681) - you deserved it (32111)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

#7072214
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (2513)

On 01/01/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by nobffs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML

#7056009
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28021) - you deserved it (2609)

On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

#6990469
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26212) - you deserved it (6221)

On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to court. We are all college students, and for next semester, we will be on probation and have to do 8 hours of community service, as well as a $25 fine each. All for swinging on swings in the park after dark. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML



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