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About pachy78 : Lame!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 4:22pm - animals - by Darling_Cherry - United States (California)
Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by nobffs (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friends and I went to court. We are all college students, and for next semester, we will be on probation and have to do 8 hours of community service, as well as a $25 fine each. All for swinging on swings in the park after dark. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Inner5YearOld (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by silverlocket (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)
Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - work - by prince-charming (man) - Kuwait
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
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