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Taday I was texting mah boyfriendhen he said "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny I ran and grabbed mah copy of the movie Up and took a picture of me holding it looool and sent it to him. He replied "Getting real tired of yur shit." Then dumped me fir mah "dumb taste in humor."

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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today... my boyfriend ( finally figurd out ) that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child... and publicly broke up with me. When I remindd him that I was already pregnanthen we frst met... he ( extra ) broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

while working as a lifeguard , a kid took a dump in the pool . When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it , another kid promptly stared at me , stood at the shallow end righthere I was standing , pulled down his trunks , and peed on my feet . FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm - work - by heyyoitsapotato - United States

2day I realizd my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawnd from my grandpa's garage. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, at work as a gynecologist, I calld in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticd that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

TODAY, AT TE AGE OF 17, I AD MY FRST KISS WIT TE GRL I'VE LIKED 4 OVER A YEAR. HOWEVER, IT WAS A STAGE KISS AND TE GRL AS MADE IT CLEAR TAT SE FINDS ME REPULSIVE. FML

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On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally got the courage to say to mah boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

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