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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ozpunker : I read fml to make myself feel better about my own life.

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Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38824) - you deserved it (3374)

On 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm - work - by Abcporn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 1:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML


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On 05/25/2013 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my English teacher used the word "interpretate" again. This isn't the only mistake she's made though; I've been so frustrated that I've started a list of them. It's over a page long. I'm meant to be learning things from this woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35329) - you deserved it (3985)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:09pm - work - by Annoyed Student - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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