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ozpunker
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ozpunker : I read fml to make myself feel better about my own life.

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Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (33433)

On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

#20655447
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49726) - you deserved it (4308)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Bridget - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

#20639297
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (4031)

On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53765) - you deserved it (7637)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my English teacher used the word "interpretate" again. This isn't the only mistake she's made though; I've been so frustrated that I've started a list of them. It's over a page long. I'm meant to be learning things from this woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (2552)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:09pm - work - by Annoyed Student - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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