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osteobabe

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  • Town/Country : Oxford, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2501
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About osteobabe : Wallowing in collective pity

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osteobabe's favorite FMLs

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (9446)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (9446)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (9446)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37486) - you deserved it (1733)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37486) - you deserved it (1733)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32690) - you deserved it (5299)

On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24050) - you deserved it (6117)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18532) - you deserved it (60170)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21745) - you deserved it (9043)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (8428)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML

#19674357
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15264) - you deserved it (1743)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by Notasinner (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (3309)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14313) - you deserved it (43726)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (53925) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9780) - you deserved it (18338)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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