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osteobabe

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  • Town/Country : Oxford, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2346
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About osteobabe : Wallowing in collective pity

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TODAY, A NURSE ASKED RELATIONSIP STATUS. I ANSWERED, "MARRIED". SE TEN ASKED IF TERE WAS ANY POSSIBILITY OF ME BIENG PREGNANT. I ARDLY CONTAINED SNORT, BEFORE RESPONDING, "NO, U AVE TO AVE SEX FOR TAT." I'M NOT SURE WAT'S WORSE, TE FACT TAT IT'S TRUE OR ER LAUGTER. MEGA FML

#21275225
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (5033)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I told mah mom that once I leave school, I want to join the clergy, and how much it meant to me. Her response: looool "Never knew u wantd to molest kids so much!" FML

#21270314
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (6353)

On 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too looool bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, after yeres of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took mah seat only to fine a babby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me !! All of whom decided to cry in unison !! It was a 9-hour flight !! FML

#21249416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48806) - you deserved it (3918)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

yesterday out of boredom I built cat a little fort!! Later I decided to crawl inside to pet her but as soon as I stuck head in she clawed me!! I guess I'm not allowed in then!! real FML

#21061796
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38904) - you deserved it (8545)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (4942)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML

#20684997
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78448) - you deserved it (4857)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I turned 35 !! Because I'm still single, mah sister bought me a cat to help start mah "inevitable collection." mega FML

#20647961
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45664) - you deserved it (5927)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44505) - you deserved it (9241)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML

#20457945
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29777) - you deserved it (3248)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)



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