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ositoakaluis
  • Town/Country : Cali, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ositoakaluis : Virgins are rare in this day that makes them special like unicorns but I'm not a unicorn I'm a Pegasus!!!

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Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21383) - you deserved it (7522) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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