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ositoakaluis

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ositoakaluis : Virgins are rare in this day that makes them special like unicorns but I'm not a unicorn I'm a Pegasus!!!

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Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (10728)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

#21079543
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35936) - you deserved it (15017)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML

#21064600
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38436) - you deserved it (5212)

On 02/18/2014 at 4:15pm - health - by dating a pussy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45939) - you deserved it (5191)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)



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