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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oppawoppa : I love to sing, act, dance, play piano, and swim. Ive been writing since i was 6 and I dream of becoming a writer or journalist! I live in Virginia but am from new jersey and I'm a freshman in high school.
I have one sister in college, an AMAZING boyfriend, and a chihuahua! :)
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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (215298) - you deserved it (27940)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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