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Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46051) - you deserved it (2322)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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