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omgwthilu

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omgwthilu

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Imnewhere</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>Rebekha04</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:45am<b>juice_33</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:47pm<b>damnitstrue</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:06pm<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 9:57am<b>Onyx3288</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 9:25am<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:56am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:09am<b>linnysy</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 2:55am<b>Megatron_Griffin</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 7:27pm<b>heffastera</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:28pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:17pm<b>drshn</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:50pm<b>sstahpp</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:29am<b>AyeJay101</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:23am<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:19am<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 8:26am

Fucked!<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:45pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:39pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:08am<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:02am<b>phoenix974</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:24pm<b>kibster9</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:05pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 12:10pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:52pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 11:30am<b>spencer4148</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 3:16pm<b>ltjohnson93</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 8:44pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 6:49pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:55am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 12:03am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 10:24pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 9:50pm

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Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (4147)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)



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