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omfgshiz
  • Town/Country : Malaysia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About omfgshiz : Oh hai.

I like broccolis.

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Kthxbai.

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33007) - you deserved it (2518)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16056) - you deserved it (4696)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia



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