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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About olibuur : I am not interesting what so ever.

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Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (4124)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25284) - you deserved it (4177)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (7053)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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143 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30914) - you deserved it (2312)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)



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