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About okibi1 : Hello! I'm a feminist, and if that offends you, please don't bother telling me. You probably do not understand the term. I love vegan and vegetarian food. But I also love bacon and all forms of cow. Like most people, I am a walking contradiction :)
I play WoW, Twisting Nether server. For the Horde!!! Recently, I have been addicted to Skyrim, though.
I like FML cause it makes me feel better when I am feeling down. Puts my woes in perspective, if you will.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML
Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML
Friday 5 February 2016