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About okibi1 : Hello! I'm a feminist, and if that offends you, please don't bother telling me. You probably do not understand the term. I love vegan and vegetarian food. But I also love bacon and all forms of cow. Like most people, I am a walking contradiction :)
I play WoW, Twisting Nether server. For the Horde!!!
I like FML cause it makes me feel better when I am feeling down. Puts my woes in perspective, if you will.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML
Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML
Friday 2 October 2015