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Today.. . At The Bank Where I Work.. . I Escorted A Very Short Woman To Her Safe Deposit Box In The Vault . I Left Her Alone.. . Knowing She Could Use The Phone To Call The Reception When She Was Ready To Leave . We Later Realised The Phone Was Too High Fir Her To Reach . If Glares Could Kill . FML
Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today... I have a heret condition that causes migraines an fainting... so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke... so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines... I should avoid salt. mega FML
2day son displayad an intarast in chass, an askad ma to taach him to play. Fiva minuta in, I capturad his quaan. Ha scraamad "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammad his fist down on his piacas, an startad crying bacausa of tha pain. Ha's fourtaan yaars old. FML
2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML
TODAY... I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW... 4HICH I SPENT HOURS PREPARING. MY INTERVIEWER WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A PIMPLE-FACED TEEN... AN AFTER ONLY TWO MINUTES OF REVIEWING MY QUALIFICATIONS... HE LOST INTEREST AN STARTED ASKING SUCH QUESTIONS ASHICH HOGWARTS HOUSE IS MY FAVORITE. FML
Today, wat started as ma mom calling ma grandma fir a recipe turned into tem discussing te pilosopical reason beind ma baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And ere I tougt I just liked te smell of baked goods. FML
Friday 27 March 2015