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ohshizmyribs
  • Town/Country : Kansas City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ohshizmyribs : I don't like the color purple and stupid people. I spend most of my free time on videogames, watching anime, walking at night, hanging at B-pop Comics, and eating rice and cereal.

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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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