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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 October 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 975
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ohnomama : fyourlife...mine is fantabulous

ohnomama's page activity

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ohnomama's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ohnomama's favorite FMLs

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2009 at 1:17am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Kids

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

by doggybag / 09/24/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals