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ohnomama
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 833
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30113) - you deserved it (3380)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9568) - you deserved it (71033)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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