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About ohnoesnotagain : I am a human being of the female domination, living somewhere on the planet earth. I am between 6 months and 99 years of age. If you want to gain more information about me, you are a stalker.

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Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (40959)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:50am - misc - by MYLIFESUX (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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