About Ohnoesnotagain
I am a human being of the female domination, living somewhere on the planet earth. I am between 6 months and 99 years of age. If you want to gain more information about me, you are a stalker.
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Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML

By MYLIFESUX - / Sunday 12 April 2009 06:50 / United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 17:39 / United States

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

By Petitprof - / Friday 12 November 2010 18:23 / France

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

By nk - / Wednesday 3 November 2010 04:39 / United States