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Visits<b>pRePoLiCoUs15</b> - the 06/27/2009 at 12:14pm

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Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

#4337327
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45727) - you deserved it (2783)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by DravensMommy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

#3997843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61947) - you deserved it (7365)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States



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