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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
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About ohmandapants : I'm a generally open-minded person. I don't take shit from anyone but I'm friendly if you get on my good side. If you're on my bad side, chances are you're staying there. I'm pretty opinionated but can be pretty shy, depends who I'm with.

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Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (45051)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML


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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

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