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ohmandapants

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5469
  • Number of comments : 1303
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ohmandapants : I'm a generally open-minded person. I don't take shit from anyone but I'm friendly if you get on my good side. If you're on my bad side, chances are you're staying there. I'm pretty opinionated but can be pretty shy, depends who I'm with.

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Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (15245)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (3179)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML

#12198521
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12675) - you deserved it (29354)

On 07/30/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by rosesareyellow - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

#11513456
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30716) - you deserved it (33791)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57403) - you deserved it (7124)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

#10707896
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (6522)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:08am - intimacy - by coltsfoot (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40803) - you deserved it (8438)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

#8993130
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17608) - you deserved it (4178)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by StretchNuts - United States

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

#8923957
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20100) - you deserved it (6092)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (3508)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (6508)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

#8480330
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21304) - you deserved it (8780)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (4876)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

#7957941
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (5492)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Bruja5 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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