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ohisee
  • Town/Country : Mississauga, ON, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ohisee : i am awesome :)

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Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML

#3285279 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (3536)

On 06/27/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Acneface - Sent from mobile version

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

#2935549 (428)

I agree, your life sucks (33402) - you deserved it (19469)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at my friends birthday party, dancing bare foot because my feet hurt from the heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

#2893086 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (36255) - you deserved it (3678)

On 06/14/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by not-so-happy-feet (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

#2888954 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (34123) - you deserved it (9065)

On 06/14/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by Rainman (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

#2887279 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (45109) - you deserved it (1682)

On 06/14/2009 at 3:14pm - work - by Dominic (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

#2883400 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (34025)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied". FML

#2876647 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (65812) - you deserved it (2678)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:42am - kids - by andthatshowitgoes (woman) - United States (Virginia)