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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1757
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ohgeejosee : I wouldnt be so addicted to the internet if the real world wasnt so fucking crazy

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Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (33926)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML


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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML


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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML


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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 8:07am - misc - by kimhinesvoinea - United States

Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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