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About ohcanaduh : hello. me canadian land man. i find stick. i write stuff in the snow, like poetry. here are some.
These walls is descending upon us
Backed into the corners
Is where they got us
Now they` ve caught us
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
Friday 7 March 2014