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ohcanaduh
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 April 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ohcanaduh : hello. me canadian land man. i find stick. i write stuff in the snow, like poetry. here are some.

These walls is descending upon us
Backed into the corners
Is where they got us
Now they` ve caught us

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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36779) - you deserved it (13929)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (21187)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (21187)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
292 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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317 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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188 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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114 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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407 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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