About oh_your_god : I'm a nerd, so what? Playing video games IS cool. I love food. Oh yeah, I really don't care what you think.... And I mean that. Best of luck to all who actually have the nads to follow their dreams. You're badasses, and you know who you are.
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Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 12:00am - kids - by tiredoffamilydinners (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States
Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm - work - by workworkwork - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 2:14am - health - by emilyta - United States (Oregon)
Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)
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