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by Fatass / 04/18/2014 at 1:37am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm / Virgin Islands, U.S. / Intimacy
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
by HSampsON / 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm / Niger (Niamey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
by tiredoffamilydinners / 01/12/2012 at 12:00am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
by Tey / 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by skrewedguy / 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Health
Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Nevada) / Money
Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML
by workworkwork / 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
by haunted / 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by emilyta / 11/24/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Badab1ng / 11/24/2011 at 1:52am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them… Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When…