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ohSNAPyall
  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 December 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 2024
  • Number of comments : 1145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ohSNAPyall : Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above. -- Strong Bad

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Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

#8623165 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (18061) - you deserved it (2637)

On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5412) - you deserved it (41321)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23663) - you deserved it (27352)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia



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