About ohSNAPyall : oh SNAP, y'all!
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
ohSNAPyall's favorite FMLs
Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
by believe me now?? / 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love
by i tried so hard / 01/08/2016 at 10:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 9:26am / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
by piercednipple / 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by technical / 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by ihatecoldfeet / 03/29/2015 at 4:54am / United States (Montana) / Animals
by writerflaw / 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
by Sisterly Love / 01/02/2015 at 12:37am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by okay17 / 12/29/2014 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML
by hopeless / 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm / Canada / Work
Today, while walking to work, I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML
by newswithabitofbite / 08/28/2014 at 6:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 12:34am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
by oops / 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (California) / Transportation