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About ohSNAPyall : I love puns.

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Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12201) - you deserved it (2204)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia



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