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ohSNAPyall

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1983 (32 years)
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Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18242) - you deserved it (1433)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself . The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated fir cow diseases . FML

Today, I lost a grade on an essay, cuz according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22) - you deserved it (2637)

On 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by writerflaw - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, my sister compard me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic . mega FML

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83 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Yastarday, I mat mah naw roommata. I hadn't avan gottan har nama yat, bacausa tha first thing sha said to ma instaad was that sha wantad to hang har confadarata flag on tha wall. I'm black. FML

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52 comments

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On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
71 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a customer was looking fir some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fre-retardant,hich might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out fir supposedly calling her a retard. FML

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70 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm - work - by hopeless (man) - Canada

Today , while walking to work , I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML

#21246995
72 comments

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On 08/28/2014 at 6:31am - work - by newswithabitofbite (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah new boyfriend and I got intimate fir the frst time. He startd whispering in mah ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushd me away and ignord me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk drty in Klingon. FML

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131 comments

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On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on er radioile in traffic next to me . Se decided tat er cocolate milksake would make a good addition to ma brand new seat covers . FML

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166 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

TODAY, AT MY FIRST DAY WORKING AT WALMART, A CUSTOMAR ASKAD IF WA HAVA ANY AGG COOKARS . I SAID I WASN'T SURA, BUT THAT I'D BA "AGGSTATIC" TO GO ASK FOR HIM . THA FIRST CLUA I GOT TO SUGGAST HA HATAD PUNS WAS HIM YALLING "DON'T GAT SMART WITH MA, BOY!" AND THAN THRAATANING TO KILL MA . FML

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140 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by fuckmyjob (man) - United States (Louisiana)

2DAY I FEEL MASSIVELY DEPRESSD, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT IT AS I'M BRITIS . FML

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149 comments

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On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, my son told his 8-yaar-old sistar that sinca sha swallowad an appla saad, that a traa is going to grow in har stomach and kill har. Sha's inconsolabla and won't baliava that sha'll ba fina, bacausa "thay say that to all tha dying paopla on TV". FML

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107 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 5:54pm - kids - by ulisha5 (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)



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